A Man's Dream!

Yesterday, before going to bed, I read an funny article! (Using <em>a/an</em> depends on the very next sound.)

While trying to rob a hairdressing salon in Russia, Viktor Jasinski, a 32 year old man, was trapped by the owner of the store who took him to the back of the store, undressed him, forced him to swallow some viagra, and used him as a sex slave for several days "to teach him a lesson".

After escaping, the man first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles and then went to complain to the police.

Olga (the hairdresser) acknowledged sexual relations, but insisted to say that she had bought a new jeans for her ex-hostage, and she gave him food and even money (1000 rubles) .

In the end, they were both have been arrested.

( Any correction will be welcome :) )

I remember reading this as well!  Yes, it's a while in the past now, so present perfect can't be used here. :)

A man's dream!

Yesterday, before going to bed, I read a funny article!
After trying to rob a hair salon in Russia, Viktor Jasinski, a 32 year old man, was sequestered by the owner of the store. She took him to the back of the store, undressed him, forced him to swallow some viagra, and used him as a sex slave for several days "to teach him a lesson".

After escaping, the man first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles and then went to complain to the police.

Olga (the hairdresser) acknowledged sexual relations, but also said that she bought new jeans for her ex-hostage; and that she gave him food and even money (1000 rubles) .

In the end, they both have been arrested.

( Any correction will be welcome :) )

A men's dream!

Yesterday, before going to bed, I read an funny article!
After trying to rob a hairdressing salon in Russia, Viktor Jasinski, a 32 year old man, has been sequestered by the owner of the store who took him to the back of the store, undressed him, forced him to swallow some viagra, and used him as a sex slave for several days "to teach him a lesson".

After escaping, the man first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles and then went to complain to the police.

Olga (the hairdresser) acknowledged sexual relations, but insisted to say that she bought a new jeans to his ex-hostage, tha she gave him food and even money (1000 rubles) .

In the end, they both have been arrested.

( Any corrections will be welcome :) )
(it's quite idiomatic, but we would generally use the phrase "any corrections welcome" or "any suggestions welcome")