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From this episode, we are going to learn how to talk and ask about the date.

Q:今天几月几号？/今天几号？（What’s the date today?）
 jīn tiān jǐ yuè jǐ hào ? /jīn tiān jǐ hào ? 
A:今天三月七号。(Today is March 7th ) .
jīn tiān sān yuè qī hào .
Q:今天星期几？（What is day is it today?）
jīn tiān xīng qī jǐ ?
A:今天星期一。（Today is Monday.）
jīn tiān xīng qī yī .
Q:三月八号星期几？(What is the day of March 7th?) 
sān yuè bā hào xīng qī jǐ ?.
A:星期二。(Tuesdady.)
xīng qī èr

Days：
星期一xīng qī yī（Monday）、星期二xīng qī èr（Tuesday）、星期三xīng qī sān（Wednesday）、星期四xīng qī sì（Thursday）、星期五xīng qī wǔ（Friday）、星期六xīng qī liù（Saturday）、星期日xīng qī rì/星期天xīng qī tiān（Sunday）
Months:
一月yī yuè（January）、二月èr yuè（February）、三月sān yuè（March）、四月sì yuè（April）、五月wǔ yuè（May）、六月liù yuè（June）、七月qī yuè（July）、八月bā yuè（August）、九月jiǔ yuè（September）、十月shí yuè（October）、十一月shí yī yuè（November）、十二月shí èr yuè（December）
Days of a month:
一号hào、二号、三号……三十一号（From 1st to 31st ）


Daily Conversation（日常对话）

3. How to ask about the date（今天几月几号）

An anecdote is a quick story about something of interest, usually with a singular theme or lesson. Anecdotes are no different than the stories told among friends, but when they’re used in literature, they can accomplish more than merely passing the time. 


Types of Anecdotes: 
Although there is no formal grouping, anecdotes tend to fall into the categories of 
cautionary, 
characterizing, 
humorous, 
inspirational, 
reminiscent. 

However, these are not mutually exclusive and can be blended together

Dusty's LETS TALK!

What Is an Anecdote, and How Do You Write One?

Vocabuario sobre estaciones del año y amigos. https://docs.google.com/document/d/11q9_h9LblHo9qwZcw_W8LrikO6-OA7keBqimMQ45VRk/edit?usp=drive_link

Inspirando a principiantes: Audios para nivel A2

Invierno y Amistad (Con transcripción)

【北海道Hokkaido生活】
4月21日木曜日　天気/はれ　気温/12℃ 

旭川市/あさひかわし
・20日から春の火災予防運動が始まった。
・スーパーで訓練が行われた。
・消防車、消防隊員も参加した。

［単語］
火災/かさい…火事
予防/よぼう…問題が起きないようにする
運動/うんどう…なにかのために、たくさんの人にお願いする。
スーパー/すーぱー…野菜や肉が売ってる店
訓練/くんれん…練習
消防車/しょうぼうしゃ…火を消すために、水を出す車
消防隊員/しょうぼうたいいん…消防車に乗ってる人、火を消すために特別な訓練をしてる人



北海道Hokkaido生活 for Japanese learners

〈#43〉4月21日木曜日　春の火災予防運動が始まる

Is Your Introduction Repelling Your Dream Job? Stop Begging and Start COMMANDING Attention!

Let’s be blunt: Your introduction is either a powerful weapon or a pathetic weakness. Are you sounding like a timid pushover, or a confident COMPETITION CRUSHER who’s about to steal the show?

Truth is, most job seekers are UTTERLY FORGETTABLE. They drone on with the same tired clichés, blending into the background like wallpaper.

What makes YOU different? What makes the hiring manager absolutely OBSESSED with having you on their team?

If you can’t answer that, you’re DEAD IN THE WATER.

This isn’t about “looking professional.” It’s about projecting POWER, AUTHORITY, and undeniable VALUE that leaves the competition in the dust.

In this recording, I’ll hand you the exact phrases you need to inject into your system NOW to transform your introduction into a high-impact sales pitch.

LISTEN UP: This isn’t for the faint of heart. This is about crafting an introduction that DEMANDS attention, builds instant rapport, and leaves the hiring manager begging you to accept the job.

Listen, drill these phrases, and build your own arsenal of words. Because in today’s cutthroat job market, you either DOMINATE or you DISAPPEAR.

Time to stop sounding like everyone else and start projecting the UNSTOPPABLE force you really are.

Are you ready to finally make the hiring person fall in love with you, or are you going to let another opportunity slip through your fingers? The choice is yours.

But let’s face it, you are here, because you want to win it all. No participation trophies, no second place…

Are you ready to have more people want to hire you?

Anatoly

(P.S. This recording is NOT for those who are satisfied with mediocrity. If you’re looking for fluff, go somewhere else. This is for serious action-takers who are ready to DOMINATE.)