Florian K.
Professionelle Lehrkraft
Love Online: What are the best Quarantine Pick-Up Lines that you heard or saw?
Let’s lighten up the mood. To be honest, I got tired of reading bad news so I was looking for memes online. Thankfully, there was a lot. It just shows how bored people are but at least we still try to keep our sanity. I received a message earlier on Instagram. I don’t take it seriously because men are men. It was the first time I replied to a DM because the guy was funny, okay, hilarious. He used some Quarantine Pick-up lines.

Guy: Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Flo: Good Lord, all the airports are closed man.
Guy: Ahhh, that means Florian made my heart take off. Ha ha 
Flo: Young man, your heart should be on quarantine..
Guy: I was sent to make your quarantine better. LOL

Life can be gloomy and all but I guess we sometimes need a good laugh, even from strangers. I saw a lot of memes online about dating while on social distancing. It was absolutely hilarious. Find a reason to laugh, even with small things because we are in for a long haul man..we must try our best.

4. Apr. 2020 15:44
Kommentare · 5
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Yeah, i also couldn't stop laughing when I was reading that. :-)
4. April 2020
3
"If the virus can't take you out can I"

I see this everywhere lol
4. April 2020
2
@Moonie LOL..yah it's funny. It's like telling the girl, if you are not dead yet, let's go on a date ..ha ha ha ha
4. April 2020
2
Hahahaha!!!! Great, you really made my day girl! Perfect dialogue. :-)
Invention of the people sometiumes can be really impresive and surprising.
4. April 2020
1
@Adam I almost fell off my seat really. It was so funny, I just had to reply.
4. April 2020