Englishman: Woo! Time to party!
Frenchman: Non, nous venons tout juste d'arriver !
An Englishman is disappointed that he is only given one egg for breakfast by his French host.
"This isn't enough!", he protests.
"Yes, eet eez un oeuf, monsieur," says the Frenchman.
La maman de <a href="https://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-5-with-audio" style="color: rgb(63, 109, 155); text-decoration-line: underline; font-weight: bold;">Toto</a>:
– Toto, où est la passoire ?
Toto:
– Je l’ai jetée, elle était pleine de trous!
Useless
Toto’s mom:
– Toto, where is the strainer?
Toto:
– I threw it away; it was full of holes!
Source: https://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/easy-french-practice/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-18-audio