Hello, are you there?

yes, who are you please?

I'm Watt.

What's your name?

Watt's my name.

yes, What's your name?

My name is John Watt

John What?

yes, are you John

No, I'm Knott

Will you tell me your name then?

Will Knott

Why not?

My name is Knott

Not what?

Not Watt, Knott

What?

this is not a joke but I think you will like: <em>the best curve in a woman is her smile</em> :D

Sorry about the double post, I accidentally clicked 'enter'.

Why was six afraid of seven?

                  Because seven ate nine.

Drunk:

Dad, Dad, as you know if a man is drunk?
Look son, Do you watch those 2 guys that come there?
if I was drunk would see 4 men
but Dad, if alone comes a man

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Young:

If you looking for something: Google,

If you look for someone: Facebook,

If you not find something: mom!

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Vices:

Do not worry.
Quitting smoking is easy.
I have left about a hundred times

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You do not be sad. Smile at life!

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."