
✅ Germán Braña
80 Chinese (Mandarin) lessons
OH. MY. MANDARIN. 🤯
To my KungFu master:
I’ve booked so many lessons with Yoyo, my calendar speaks better Chinese than I do.
Every session? A handcrafted PPT masterpiece, tailored to my brain like she hacked into my learning DNA.
Our sense of humor? Spiritually synchronized. 🧧
After just 3 classes, I started thinking in Mandarin.
After 5, I’m 98.7% sure my inner voice changed accents.
Before her, I was lost… stumbling through my learning like a fool in the mud.
BUT — my fortune cookie literally said: “你得继续跟Yoyo学下去。” [translation: book lessons, bro]
I framed it.
I regret nothing. TAKE MY MONEY 💸💸💸
YOYOOO, it’s truly an honor having lessons with you. <3 ❤️
Apr 21, 2025