It’s drizzly and freaking cold today. Out on the balcony, I can see my breath in the cold air. The thermometer shows that it’s roughly zero degrees Celsius outside. It must be the extreme weather that has been mentioned a million times before, the consequences of environmental pollution. Scientists are bad at naming things. Stop saying global warming, it’s global freezing.

It’s drizzly and freaking cold today. Out on the balcony, I can see my breath in the cold air. The Thermometer shows that it’s roughly zero degrees Celsius outside. It must be the extreme weather that has been mentioned a million times before, the consequences of environmental pollution. Scientists are bad at naming things. Stop saying global warming, it’s global freezing.