Tom:老师,老师,我想吻你。
Lily: 吻我?为什么?
Tom:是的。这个汉字是什么意思?
Lily: 昂...你说的原来是问我啊,你吓死我了。
Pin yin version:
Tom:lǎo shī ,lǎo shī ,wǒ xiǎng wěn nǐ 。
Lily: wěn wǒ ?wéi shí me ?
Tom:shì de 。zhè gè hàn zì shì shí me yì sī ?
Lily: áng ...nǐ shuō de yuán lái shì wèn wǒ ā ,nǐ xià sǐ wǒ le 。
English version:
Tom: teacher, teacher, I want to kiss you.
Lily: kiss me? Why?
Tom: Yes. What does this Chinese character mean?
Lily: ang ...What you said was to ask me. You scared me to death.
Conclusion: 吻-wěn-kiss 问-wèn-ask