This text is taken from the movie V for Vendetta.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"
You can notice that almost every word in this text starts with the letter V. Can you write something like this ?
Yes, technically this paragraph is correct. However, it is written as a joke. It plays with English excessively, inserting unfamiliar uneccesary words just for fun. The statement at the end where he says, "Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose..." he's saying basically "I've used many more words than I need, and poorly." You see this kind of thing sometimes in very playful poetry also.
@ Jonathan : I really liked it , especially when I watched it :)
@Comandante : Nice try :) here's mine :
Sensing the surface of the Celestial sphere , systematically searching for a sustainable survival abode , is a seemingly self-pertuating enterprise.
Call me Comandante. Almost, common people know me. courage, clever and can carry on with complex conversations. Come one ! Could you forget me?!!! o_O
Oh, I didn't realize this was a discussion at first. I thought it was a question. That's a cool paragraph but actually kind of irritating to read. I bet it's funny to watch, though. An actor could make that pretty amusing.
