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1. What month do soldiers hate?
2. What clothing is always sad?
3. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
4. What makes opening piano so hard?
5. What has nothing but a head and a tail?
6. Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?
7. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?
8. How do we know the ocean is friendly?
9. What has three hands but only one face?
10. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
11. What weather do mice and rats fear?
12. Who always drives his customers away?
13. What is the longest word in the English language?
14. Why is the letter E so important?
15. Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?
Apr 4, 2015 2:21 PM
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10 - heat moves faster. You can catch cold
April 4, 2015
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1) The irony about this is that March is named after the Roman god of war, Mars!
5) A comet
6) Does it have something to do with "10 x 10" vaguely looking like a face looking to the right?
8) We're just shore...
That's can't be right
9) A clock
11) The answer had better not be cats and dogs...
12) A taxi driver
13) "Language" is longer than "English" and "the".
14) Because it's in "everything" (the spelling)
15) Otherwise it'd be fiendship!
April 4, 2015
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3. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? They don't want to turn into hod-dogs.
8. How do we know the ocean is friendly? Because it always waves.
Is it correct?
April 4, 2015
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I'll get it started:
9 - a clock
April 4, 2015
7. "You're too young to smoke!"
13. "Smiles"... because there's a mile between the first and last letters.
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