Pepito llega tarde al colegio y la profesora le pregunta:
—¿Por qué llegas tarde Pepito?
—Me quedé dormido soñando con un partido de Futbol maestra.
—¿Y eso qué tiene que ver Pepito?
—Pues hubo un empate, prórroga y además penaltis.


CHISTES MEXICANOS

Chiste de PEPITO.

Мой старый друг, мой верный Дьявол,
Пропел мне песенку одну:
— Всю ночь моряк в пучине плавал,
А на заре пошёл ко дну.

Кругом вставали волны-стены,
Спадали, вспенивались вновь,
Пред ним неслась, белее пены,
Его великая любовь.

Он слышал зов, когда он плавал:
«О, верь мне, я не обману»…
Но помни, — молвил умный Дьявол, —
Он на заре пошёл ко дну. —

1906 г.

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《「この味がいいね」と君が言ったから七月六日はサラダ記念日》
みなさんはこの短歌を知っていますか？短歌とは31の音で作られる詩のことです。
これは歌人の俵万智（たわらまち）さんという方が35年前に作ったものです。
なんでもない１日が、誰かのひとことで記念日になる、というのはすてきですね。
ちなみにFacebookで”like”ボタンを押すことを日本では「いいね」すると言います。
みなさんは最近、記念日にできる一日がありましたか？
よかったら私のレッスンに来て教えてください。


君：きみ　you
七月六日:しちがつむいか　
記念日：きねんび　anniversary
短歌：たんか　one form of classical Japanese poetry, or waka
音：おと　sound, syllables
詩：poem
歌人：かじん poet
なんでもない：ordinary
出来事：できごと happening, occurence


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今日は何の日？(What is today?)

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大家好，我是潘妮，欢迎来到古典智慧拾贝。在这里，我主要与大家分享中国古代的思想家的智慧。

今天这句话来自《论语》，是一本儒家经典。《论语》是讲述孔子说的话，还有他和他的弟子们的对话。

见贤思齐焉，见不贤而内自省也。这句话的意思是，看到别人的美德，就想着向他学习，看到没有仁德的人，就要反省自己有没有相同的过失。

孔子给了我们很多做人的指导和启发。许多人看到别人的美德，受到大家的尊敬，不但不去学习，反而会有嫉妒心。这样的人，孔子就说他是“小人”，而不是君子。

如果能做到“见贤思齐”，你一定会越来越成长，越来越进步，越来越能受到大家的尊重。

谢谢你的收听，我们下次见。

Hello everyone, my name is Penny, welcome to this channel. In this channel, I will share with you wisdoms of Chinese thinkers and philosophers from the past.

Today's phrase comes from the Analects of Confucius, a Confucian classic. The Analects of Confucius tells the story of what Confucius said and his conversations with his disciples.

Seeing the wise, think about doing the same wise; seeing the non-wise, think about reflecting on your own faults. The meaning of this sentence is that when you see the virtues of others, you learn from them, and when you see people without virtues, you must reflect on whether you have the same faults.

Confucius gave us a lot of guidance and inspiration on how to live a life. Many people, seeing the virtue of others and being respected by everyone, will not only learn, but would be jealous. Such a person, Confucius said he is a "small man", not a noble man.

If you can do this over time, you will have more growth, make more progress, and be more respected by everyone to become a modern time “noble man”.

Thanks for your listening and see you next time.

Wisdom From the Past 古典智慧拾贝

古典智慧拾贝 - 见贤思齐

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