CHISTES MEXICANOS

PEPITO MESES DEL AÑO.

New words：
火车 huǒ chē：train
火车站 huǒ chē zhàn：railway station
高铁 gāo tiě：CHSR
动车 dòng chē：CRH
一张火车票 yī zhāng huǒ chē piào：one railway ticket
硬座 yìng zuò：hard seat
软座 ruǎn zuò：soft seat
硬卧 yìng wò：hard sleeper
软卧 ruǎn wò：soft sleeper
一等座 yī děng zuò：first class seat
二等座 èr děng zuò：second class seat
车厢 chē xiāng：carriage
乘务员chéng wù yuán：train attendant

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Welcome to visit China ”欢迎来中国!“

How foreigners buy railway tickets in CN

È arrivata la primavera!
Spring is here!

Vediamo insieme le parole della primavera in italiano facile!
Let's see the words related to spring in easy Italian.

Buon ascolto.

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3 minutes Italian

Le parole della primavera - 3 minutes Italian

Monday, April 15, 1912
2:00 Am
On The Deck Of RMS Titanic

I Survived The Titanic

Chapter 1

Have you  asked someone about their weekend and accidentally axed an entire department... right before Christmas?

Me neither.. thanks to this one simple trick.

The Jerome Meadows Experience

to ask VS to axe

Este cuento transcurre en un intervalo de tres trillones de años Iniciando en el año 2061. 

Dos técnicos de sistemas trabajan asistiendo a Multivac, una gigantesca computadora de kilómetros de tamaño que ayudó a trazar las trayectorias para el hombre llegar a la Luna, Marte y Venus. El 14 de mayo de 2061 Multivac cumplió su tarea más importante: almacenar la energía del Sol y utilizarla en el planeta Tierra. 

Aunque la felicidad era inmensa porque la energía obtenida era suficiente para abastecer todos los gastos energéticos de la humanidad por 20 mil millones de años,  aun así, el sol y todas las estrellas en el universo moriran y  por lo tanto  la civilización humana. ¿Sabría Multivac como devolver toda la energía al sol después de que este muriera?.  Los técnicos le preguntaron. Multivac no tenía datos suficientes para responder. 

Multivac  evolucionó en ACs planetarias: computadoras de 150 kilómetros cuadrados, que habían hecho posible los viajes interestelares y los saltos hiperespaciales. Luego de esta, vino la Microvac, con un tamaño mucho menor que las AC’s planetarias y mucho más poderosa que Multivac.

Con la ayuda de una Microvac se trasladaba Jerrodd, Jerrodine y Jerrodette I y II desde la Tierra hasta el planeta X-23. Microvac conducía  la nave, la abastecía de energía y realizaba los cálculos para los saltos hiperespaciales.

Durante el recorrido Jerrodine pensaba en la cantidad de planetas y estrellas, y como las siguientes generaciones de humanos seguirian viajando a otros planetas en busca de un lugar para vivir.

Jerrodd hizo caer en cuenta a Jerrodine de que esa dinámica no iba a durar para siempre porque las estrellas, las unidades fundamentales de energía iban a morir en algún momento, ¡la entropía debe aumentar!. ¿Será que Microvac tendría alguna solución para esto?. Todavía no tenía datos suficientes para responder. 







El Librero de la Flaska 

La última pregunta de Isaac Asimov

la salade : alface, lettuce
une pomme de terre : batata, potato
une carotte : cenoura, carrot
les petits pois : ervilhas, peas
une aubergine : beringela, eggplant
une courgette : abobrinha, courgette
un oignon : cebola, onion
un haricot vert : vagem, green bean
un radis : rabanete, radish
un poireau : alho-poró, leak
un poivron : pimentão, pepper
un concombre : pepino, cucumber
un champignon : cogumelo, mushroom
un chou-fleur : couve-flor, cauliflower
un brocoli : brócolis, broccoli
L’épinard : espinafre, spinach
L’ail : alho, garlic
Le céleri : aipo, celery
un navet : nabo, turnip
une betterave : beterraba, beetroot
une asperge : aspargo, aspargus
un potiron : abóbora, pumpkin
une tomate : tomate, tonato
un artichaut : alcachofra, artichoke
une patate douce : batata doce, sweet potato
une endive : endívia, endive
un cornichon : pickles, pickle
Le maïs : milho, corn
un avocat : abacate, avocado
un chou : couve, cabbage
les lentilles : lentilhas, lentils
une échalote: tipo de cebola cumprida, shallot
Le fenouil : funcho, fennel
un chou de Bruxelles : couve de Bruxelas, Brussels sprout


Professeur Maxime

Les légumes

 We’re still with our friend Ranim and today we learn about verb be in Arabic. The text is entitled “Eggplants at the fruit seller’s”. Let’s find out how a bag of eggplants ended up among a bunch of fruits!  Episode 3 
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3- Eggplants at the Fruit Seller's - Verb Be

Podcast by italki American English teacher Carl.
Book a lesson with me: https://teach.italki.com/teacher/1947582 
Welcome back to another episode of Streetwise English. I'm your host, Carl. Today, I want to talk about how to take better photos with your cell phone, with your mobile phone. Now, it doesn't matter if you have an iPhone or an Android phone, like a Samsung or Google Pixel or whatever Android phone you have. These techniques will all apply and they will all help you take better photos.

So let's begin. Number one, make sure that you have enough storage on your phone so that you can take photos. Now, I know that I have this problem all the time. I don't have enough storage space and so then I don't take the photo because I don't want to take up space. So do yourself a favor and back your photos up to the cloud or back up to an external device and make sure you have enough space to take the photo in the first place.

Number two is to carry a portable battery charger. So if your phone doesn't have power, you can't take photos. So carry just a little USB charger with your phone. All right. We're almost ready to actually begin taking photos.  So here we go for the actual taking photos. Clean your lens. So your phone lens will get oils off of your finger.
And that will make the images less clear and more blurry. So clean your lens. It can be with a t- shirt or whatever, but always, always, always clean your lens before you take photos with your phone.


Number two, when you take a picture, choose the hero of your photo. So that doesn't even if it's just taking a picture of your food where you've had what you're having for dinner. Choose whatever is the most important item on the plate. And make that your hero. So if that's your steak or if it's a piece of asparagus, make that the center of attention for the video.
It doesn't have to be in the dead center, but it should be the main subject. And that's also with a person. Sorry text count limit













