Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? A: I don't know, what is the difference? Q: The Taste! Is an example of...

Q: What's the smelliest planet? A: I don't know Q: Uranus (Your-Anus)

A: I edited my friend's contacts list on his phone. Instead of messaging his mother he is now messaging his ex-girlfriend. B: OMG You Monster! This is an example of...

A: I switched the salt and sugar containers. He filled his coffee with sugar. It was hilarious! B: Hahahaha! That's so mean!

A: There's a big sale at the Lego store. Q: Really? A: Yes, people are lined up for blocks!

If you eat Pasta and then eat Anti- Pasta... Are you still hungry?