CHISTES MEXICANOS

INFANTERÍA.

Impiegata: Buongiorno, come posso aiutarla?

Cliente: Buongiorno. Sì, vorrei spedire questa lettera, per favore.

Impiegata: Certamente. Devo pesarla prima di calcolare il costo della spedizione.

Cliente: Certo, prego.

[Impiegata pesa la lettera]

Impiegata: La lettera pesa 50 grammi. Ora verificherò le opzioni di spedizione. Quanto è urgente?

Cliente: Non è molto urgente, ma mi piacerebbe che arrivasse al più presto possibile.

Impiegata: Va bene. Abbiamo due opzioni: la spedizione Posta4 che richiede circa 4-6 giorni lavorativi, o la spedizione Posta1 Pro che impiega 1-3 giorni lavorativi e che include la tracciatura. La spedizione Posta4 costa €2.80, mentre la Posta1 Pro è €4. Quale preferisce?

Cliente: Opterò per la Posta1 Pro, grazie.

Impiegata: Perfetto. Ora devo compilare il modulo di spedizione. Mi fornisce l'indirizzo completo del destinatario, per favore?

Cliente: Certamente. L'indirizzo è Via Loreto, 57
63034 Patrignone Ascoli Piceno
Impiegata: Grazie. E il suo nome come mittente?

Cliente: È Carla Rossi.

Impiegata: Bene, ho inserito tutte le informazioni. Il totale per la spedizione Posta1 Pro è di €4. Come preferisce effettuare il pagamento?

Cliente: Posso pagare con carta.

Impiegata: Molto bene. Ecco la ricevuta per la spedizione. La sua lettera sarà in viaggio nel giro di poche ore. Ha qualche altra domanda?

Cliente: No, grazie. È tutto ciò di cui avevo bisogno.

Impiegata: Perfetto. Grazie per aver scelto i nostri servizi postali. Se ha bisogno di assistenza in futuro, non esiti a chiedere.

Cliente: Grazie mille e arrivederci!

Impiegata: Prego, buona giornata!

Italiano Chiaro

All'ufficio postale

Мне нравится, что Вы больны не мной,
Мне нравится, что я больна не Вами,
Что никогда тяжелый шар земной
Не уплывет под нашими ногами.
Мне нравится, что можно быть смешной
Распущенной-и не играть словами,
И не краснеть удушливой волной,
Слегка соприкоснувшись рукавами.
Мне нравится еще, что Вы при мне
Спокойно обнимаете другую,
Не прочите мне в адовом огне
Гореть за то, что я не Вас целую.
Что имя нежное мое, мой нежный, не
Упоминаете ни днем ни ночью — всуе...
Что никогда в церковной тишине
Не пропоют над нами: аллилуйя!
Спасибо Вам и сердцем и рукой
За то, что Вы меня — не зная сами! —
Так любите: за мой ночной покой,
За редкость встреч закатными часами,
За наши не-гулянья под луной,
За солнце не у нас на головами,
За то, что Вы больны — увы! — не мной,
За то, что я больна — увы! — не Вами.
1915г.

Нескучные истории - Not boring stories

"Мне нравится, что Вы больны не мной...", стихи Марины Цветаевой

今回は"Don’t Look Up"について話しました。今話題の映画ですが、視聴したばかりの状態で感想を話しました！ぜひ観た方はコメントしてくださいね！
☆目次
0:00 オープニング
1:27 キャスト 
3:15 人の心理
5:10 現実との関連
☆語彙
うだつがあがらない
華(はな)がある
誇大広告(こだいこうこく)
突拍子(とっぴょうし)もない
浮世離(うきよばな)れ
どさくさに紛(まぎ)れて
分断(ぶんだん)
伏線(ふくせん)
風刺(ふうし)

"After 5" by Japanese Teacher

"Don’t Look Up"めちゃくちゃ面白かった

Transcript by italki teacher Carl:
Improve your spoken English and book a lesson with me: https://teach.italki.com/teacher/1947582
Streetwise English Podcast - Pink Floyd
Welcome back to another mini episode of Streetwise English podcast. You can search for Streetwise English Podcast on other platforms and find full length episodes, but these are just mini podcasts. Today I'd like to talk about music, and specifically I'd like to talk about an English band called Pink Floyd. So Pink Floyd was big back in the 1970s. And I remember as a kid my dad had the album The Dark Side of the Moon, and the cover Art of the Dark Side of the Moon was a prism, like a triangle.
And then on the right side of the prism was a rainbow. So the spectrum of colors in light and this album was groundbreaking at the time because it was kind of a new genre of music. It was psychedelic rock, so there were soundscapes and they were using synthesizers and electric instruments in ways that people had never done before. And I looked, I Googled it, checked on the Wikipedia page, and it says that The Dark Side of the Moon is the eighth studio album of the English rock band Pink Floyd released on March 1st 1973 the record was conceived as an album that focused on the pressures faced by the band during their arduous lifestyle. And dealing with the apparent mental health problems suffered by former band member Syd Barrett, who was a part of the group in 1968.
So in my research, um, my brief research here on Pink Floyd I learned about Syd Barrett and that he was the founding member of the band who left the group and I guess he had some kind of mental illness and experimented with a lot of psychedelic drugs. Um, and he kind of disappeared from the band, but it seems like he was probably maybe the most talented one and the original member of the band and kind of helped form, form their style of exploring sonic soundscapes and free flow of consciousness and the way that he would create the lyrics and...



Streetwise English

SWE #10 Pink Floyd- Psychedelic Rock

დიდი ოჯახი / a big family 
უფროსი / older
თაობა / generation
ყველაზე უფროსი / the oldest 
გადასახადებს გადახდა / to pay the bills
დაკავებულია / she is busy
ისვენებენ შაბათ-კვირას / they get vacation on the weekends
საზოგადოება / a society 
თანამედროვე / modern 
ახალგაზრდა თაობა / a new generation
სკოლაში დადიან  / they go to school


BlaBlaGeorgian

A Story of a family / ერთი ოჯახის ცხოვრება

Conoce la vida de este interesante periodista americano que lleva alrededor de cuatro años viviendo en España. Descubre qué anécdotas interesantes tiene y qué cosas le han sorprendido de su vida en su nueva ciudad

Café con acento

Café con acento - Entrevista a Michael 1 (Estados Unidos)

美容院の料金💸や日本人が美容院をどうやって探すのかについて話しました💇‍♀️みなさんは何か月に一回美容院に行きますか？