Ao que parece na Índia é possível processarmos um filho cas oeste não nos dê um neto

Aprenda Português Com Notícias Insólitas e Malucas -Learn Portuguese With Crazy Isoteric News 

Processam Filho Por Este Não Lhes Dar Um Neto

Amica 1: Pronto?

Amica 2: "Ciao! Sono io!stavo pensando... ti va di andare a vedere Grease al Teatro Brancaccio?"

Amica 1: "certo! mi sembra una buona idea. Sai quanto costano i biglietti?

Amica 2: "30 euro ciascuno. Posso prenderli online.
Amica 1: ", va bene! E quando pensavi di andare?
Amica 2: "ehm...venerdì o sabato sera del prossimo weekend."

Amica 1: "Preferisco sabato sera. Così non devo preoccuparmi di alzarmi presto !"

Amica 2: "Sì, certo. Che ne dici di incontrarci alle 19:30 fuori dal teatro?"

Amica 1: "Ok, va bene. In questo modo abbiamo il tempo per cenare insieme prima dello spettacolo."

Amica 2: "Esatto! Ho sentito parlare di un ristorante carino vicino al teatro. Posso prenotare un tavolo."

Amica 1: "Perfetto, allora ci vediamo sabato alle 19:30 e andiamo a cenare prima di vedere Grease."

Amica 2: Non vedo l’ora! Ciao!

Italiano Chiaro

Andare a teatro

Nuestros chicos siguen por Bratislava y descubren un lugar fantástico. Por supuesto, las bromas y el buen rollo continuan. ¿Quieres saber que les ha pasado ahora? ¡Dale!

Si quieres la transcripción, no dudes en contactar conmigo :) !

Audiolibros de Joan

Viajando por Europa. Capítulo 6.

你喜欢吃苦的食物吗？黑巧克力、黑咖啡、还有一些蔬菜和水果...... 和我们分享吧！

Chillchat (Learn Chinese and Chill)

你喜欢“吃苦”吗? Do you like bitter foods?

CHISTES MEXICANOS

"EL REY".

白雪公主想和继母一起玩儿。
Báixuě gōngzhǔ xiǎng hé jìmǔ yīqǐ wánr。
Snow White tried to play with her new stepmother.

“走开！” 王后把门关上。
“Zǒukāi!”  Wánghòu bǎ mén guānshang。
"Go away!" The queen slammed her door.

王后看着魔镜。
Wánghòu kànzhe mó jìng。
The queen looked into her magic mirror.

“魔镜啊魔镜，” 她问，
"Mó jìng a mó jìng," Tā wèn, 
"Mirror, mirror on the wall," she asked.

“谁是最美的女人？” 
"Shéi shì zuì měi de nǚrén?"
"Who is the fairest of them all?"

“尊敬的王后，” 魔镜说，
"Zūnjìng de wánghòu," Mó Jìng shuō,
"My Lady," the mirror said.

“您是最美的女人。” 
"Nín shì zuì měi de nǔrén。”
"You are the fairest woman in the kingdom."

一年又一年，白雪公主长大了。
Yī nián yòu yī nián, báixuě gōngzhǔ zhǎngdà le。
Years passed, and Snow White grew up.

她经常路过村庄。
Tā jīngcháng lùguò cūnzhuāng。
She often walked through the village.

她和孩子们一起唱歌。
Tā hé háizimen yīqǐ chàng gē。
She sang songs with children.

她把食物分给穷人们。
Tā bǎ shíwù fēn gěi qióngrénmen。
She gave food to poor people.

大家都非常喜欢白雪公主。
Dàjiā dōu fēicháng xíhuan báixuě gōngzhǔ。
Everyone loved the young princess.

“白雪公主太美了。” 一个女人说。
“Báixuě gōngzhǔ tài měi le。” Yī gè nǔrén shuō。
"Snow White is so beautiful," a woman said.

“要是能跟她结婚就好了。” 一个男人说。
“Yàoshì néng gēn tā jiéhūn jiù hǎo le。” Yī gè nánrén shuō。
"I wish I could marry her," a man said.


Listening & Speaking (Mandarin)

白雪公主与七个小矮人（ 新王后-2）Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs   (HSK 2-3)

Το κλασικό παραμύθι "Τα καινούργια ρούχα του αυτοκράτορα" ζωντανεύει μπροστά σας! 
Καθίστε αναπαυτικά και απολαύστε!

MYTHOS - The greek podcast

Τα καινούργια ρούχα του αυτοκράτορα part1

Today I am talking about fumbling and bumbling when speaking. It doesn't mean that you're not fluent, but more that you're not eloquent. Eloquence is a gift or maybe something taught over time, but nothing that you need to stress over...unless you're a public speaker.

Slice of English 

To "Er" is Human

🥳💦🌸Songkran Festival Vocabulary 🌸💦🥳

🌞 têet sà gaan sǒng graan
เทศกาลสงกรานต์
Songkran Festival

😎 sǒng náam prá
สรงน้ำพระ
Sprinkle water onto a Buddha image

🌶️rót náam dam hǔa
รดน้ำดำหัว
Pour water on the hands of revered elders and ask for blessing

🔫 dtàk bàat / sài bàat
ตักบาตร / ใส่บาตร
To offer food to the monks/ To give alms to the monks

🌷 wát
วัด
Temple

💦 prá pút tá rûup
พระพุทธรูป
Buddha statue, Buddha Image

🌼 wâi prá
ไหว้พระ
To pay respect to Buddha / To pray to the Buddha

🪷 jee dii
เจดีย์
Pagoda

🌻 bpʉʉn chìit náam
ปืนฉีดน้ำ
water gun

☀️ sàat náam
สาดน้ำ
Splash the water/Throw the water

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สงกรานต์นี้ ทุกคนมีแผนทำอะไรบ้างคะ
Do you have any plans for Songkran Festival? 😍

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