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*This story contains graphic and explicit material it is not recommended for children, only for mature audiences*

Today’s story The Cow and the Turkey addresses issues of greed and revenge. I hope you enjoy it. 

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The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa
scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she backed it immediately, saying, “I choose the turkey.” The pig, who considered himself an authority on all things gifty, cleared his throat. “That’s not actually the way it works,” he said. “It’s secret, see, so we each draw a name and keep it to ourselves until Christmas morning.” “Why do you always have to be like that?” the cow asked, and the duck sighed, “Here we go.” “First you ask me to give someone a Christmas present,” the cow continued, “and then you tell me it has to be done your way. Like, ‘Oh, I have four legs so I’m better than everyone else.’ ” “Don’t you have four legs?” the pig asked. The cow loosed something between a moan and a sigh. “All right, just because you have a curly tail,” she said.


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・何か物事をおねがいする時
〇彼に引っこしの手伝いを頼（たの）んだ。
〇息子に皿を洗っといてと頼（たの）んでおいた。

〇
Ａ：頼んだこと全然していないじゃないか！部屋のそうじとか 洗濯（せんたく）ものとか！
Ｂ：いそがしかったんだよ。


~を頼んだ。
～してと頼んだ。



・よくあるまちがい
✕　彼は私にバッグを頼んだ。
〇　バッグを持ってきてと頼んだ。

△　息子（むすこ）は私に水を頼んだ。
〇　息子（むすこ）は私に水を持ってきてと頼んだ。



飲食店でorderする時はＯＫ
〇彼はレストランで水を頼みました。
〇出前でラーメンを頼んだ。

〇
Ａ：何たのんだの？
Ｂ：チョコレートパフェたのんだ。


飲食店（いんしょくてん）：restaurant
出前（でまえ）：delivery 


洋平先生　N3～N2クラスの生徒へ　(^^♪

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