It's a beautiful day today. This is the most relaxing weekend ever. It's Mom's birthday, so she had Dad give me the day off from any homework. Mom and I chose a unique birthday cake together. It's shaped like a pile of poop! We haven't invited any friends over. Mom feels like to have a quite night. It's just the four of us: Mom, Dad, MeeMaw, and me. A poop-shaped cake and some drinks will make for a fun celebration.