The most funniest story of my life
Thirteen years ago my daughter was born. I was there and I stayed next to my wife's bed because I wanted to take part in this event. Every five minutes my wife (her name is Danka) had cramps. Her cramps lasted a long time. I became tired... I sat down on the large soft bed(do you mean bed and not ball) and I waited for Danka's next cramps. When the cramps came Danka told me to "stand up and give me your hand". I wanted to do it, but now I felt very strong cramps! I yelled - "I can't stand up because I have cramps in my leg." Danka looked at me angrily and yelled - "I have the cramps!!!". So, I can tell everyone that when my daughter was born I was in the delivery suite and I had cramps too....
I know, I made a lot of mistakes. I only wondered how many....
****Amusing story! A few mistakes. I corrected your story to make it easier to read. Keep studying and no more leg cramps, please!
