LEARNING MODERN LANGUAGES:
HELLO! HOW ARE YOU? MY NAME IS JOHN. I AM HAPPY TODAY. WHERE IS THE BATHROOM PLEASE?
LEARNING ANCIENT LANGUAGES:
LIFE IS LONG AND UNBEARABLY LONG. EACH DAY BARBARIANS SLAUGHTER ANOTHER MEMEBER OF MY FAMILY. PIRATES, SAILING SWIFTLY ACROSS THE WINE-DARK SEA, HAVE KIDNAPPED MY SISTER AND STOLEN OUR GRAIN. WE ARE STARVING. OH IMMORTAL GODS! SOON WE ALL WILL DIE.