hahahahaha..:)))))))))))) 1. What month do soldiers hate? 2. What clothing is always sad? 3. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 4. What makes opening piano so hard? 5. What has nothing but a head and a tail? 6. Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? 7. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? 8. How do we know the ocean is friendly? 9. What has three hands but only one face? 10. Which can move faster, heat or cold? 11. What weather do mice and rats fear? 12. Who always drives his customers away? 13. What is the longest word in the English language? 14. Why is the letter E so important? 15. Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?