CHISTES MEXICANOS

LA OPERACION.

It was dark, cold and wet. A strong gust of wind was carrying rain in through a broken window. Lightening had struck the window, which exploded and sent shattered glass all over the floor and desk.

Rain was pooling on Superman’s keyboard and he felt drops seeping into his deeper electronics. Severely uncomfortable electric shocks rushed through his body. Wires leading to his CPU had short circuited, preventing any serious damage. 

In response to the short circuit, Superman’s alarm system roared like a lion. It was a built-in feature which informed the user that internal damage had been done. 

“Superman!” cried his owner, who was sitting up in his bed, frightened by the lightning strike. The young man jumped up and ran over to the shattered glass to shield his laptop from the wind and rain. In such an emergency situation, the first thing the owner did was to turn off Superman’s power. He then closed the lid and covered Superman in some clothes so he could attend to the glass and broken window. 

That’s it! I’m done for! I’m dead! Goodbye my sweet owner, my sweet 
simulations! I’ll never again simulate the movement of microwaves through 
circuits and electrical components. My life’s work, my life’s passion, gone… 
Goodbye world… 

And with those final thoughts, Superman powered down into unconsciousness

Being a Cloud

Superman the Laptop

Hi everyone! This is another winter podcast in N2-N1Japanese!
I've recorded this episode also in N3 Japanese and completely normal casual Japanese. So, if you'd like to listen to them, visit my teacher profile and find the link to my podcast page!

たつきのにほんご

What do you do in winter (Advanced)

When someone asks you 'Did you touch a fish in your job today?', what do they mean by that? Come and find out in this episode.

Shay的中文小课堂

Idioms and Slangs Episode8-摸鱼

¿Ya encontraste tu media naranja? 

Aprende a usar esta expresión así sonarás más natural... 

Escucha, comenta, suscríbete y comparte 

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Expresiones idiomáticas en español 

¿Ya encontraste tu media naranja? 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

本集播客是Karen和妈妈一起录制的一期节目，因为柏威这周有事情。希望大家喜欢～下个星期的Chillchat会停播一集，感谢大家一直以来的支持。祝过圣诞的各位圣诞节快乐！新年新气象！

Chillchat (Learn Chinese and Chill)

Chillchat S2EP144 过期的食物，你吃不吃？ Will you eat expired food?

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Slow Japanese

Episode #80 - Film “Dream Scenario” and Psychology

¡Hola a todos! La noticia de hoy es sobre prisioneros y cárceles. Espero que les guste. ¡Continúen practicando! 

¡Noticias en español!

Prisioneros - 02

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