Chiste mexicano corto, especialmente dirigido a escritores y literatos... con un nivel del idioma español: "Ultra Avanzado".

CHISTES MEXICANOS

La lectura.

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여러분은 어떤 가수를 가장 좋아하세요?
저는 옛날부터 지드래곤이라는 가수의 팬이었어요.
그리고 또 2NE1이라는 그룹을 정말 좋아했어요.
What song did you often listen to long ago? :)

Yejin's Podcast for Korean Learners

Who is your favorite 가수?

Learn how to express your emotions in Italian!

Italiano Chiaro Grammatica

Express emotions in Italian

In this story, an elephant named Eleven does whatever it takes to maintain peace, even using violence. This is Part 4 of 5. 

As Eleven watched the thieves creep forward, he considered what course of action to take. He could tell the monkeys about the thieves, possibly causing a physical fight to break out. Or he could stop the thieves himself, either scaring them off with his roar or his powerful tusks. Either way, conflict was unavoidable. 

Peace was Eleven’s his highest value. If anything attempted to disrupt it, he made sure to remove it from his life. He saw himself as a protector of peace. It never occurred to him that he might have been actually afraid of healthy conflict.
 
So, believing there to be no ethical dilemma, Eleven decided to conceal the thieves’ robbery. This way the thieves would get what they want, the monkeys would only realize after the fact, and, most importantly, Eleven could get back to his relaxing day in the sun.  

Eleven positioned himself in such a way as to block any view of the robbery. The fox and wild chicken snatched the bananas and made their way for the bushes. However, at that exact moment, one of the monkeys, having climbed up a tree and swung itself into the river, was flying through the air and saw the robbery. 

Splashing into the river, the monkey screamed and shrieked, trying its best to alert the others. But they were too busy slapping each other to notice anything.
 
In an instant, without giving the moment proper reflection, only thinking about his own interests and his self-appointed duty, Eleven forcefully swung his trunk and whacked the shrieking monkey, who flew with great speed into the dense forest and out of sight. 

Being a Cloud

Eleven the Elephant

这里是one minute Chinese, 中文一分钟，每天都不同！ 我们一起听一分钟，想一分钟，说一分钟，今天的话题是一碗(wan3,bowl,measure word)米饭(mi3fan4,rice)从哪里来？
如果我问，你知道一碗米饭是从哪里来的吗？有的人可能会说，从厨房里来，妈妈准备好了；有人可能会说，是从商店里来的，我们工作赚钱把大米买回来，再用锅把它煮好，变成米饭，才能吃；还有些人会说，一碗米饭是从农民(nong2min2, farmer)那里来，春天把种子(zhong3zi, seeds)种(zhong4,to sow)下去，每天浇水(jiao1shui3, watering)施肥(shi1fei2,apply fertilizer)，工作一年，大米才长大可以卖；也还有一些人可能会这样说，一碗米饭从天地之间来，空气，泥土，雨水，大自然里的一切，赐(ci4,given by the God)给我们可以吃的食物。我想，正是因为上面的这些答案，所以，我们很多人会在吃饭之前，感谢和祈祷(qi3dao3, to pray)。感谢爸爸妈妈，感谢工作赚钱的人，感谢卖米的人，感谢农民，感谢大自然！感谢一切！ 希望大家有饭吃，有工作做，能生活在美好的大自然里，希望一切都好。

One minute Chinese

Episode 4 一碗米饭从哪里来？ Where does a bowl of rice come from?

みなさんは、都会と田舎、どちらが好きですか？そしてどちらに住みたいですか？
このエピソードでは、日本で都会もしくは田舎に住むことについて、メリット・デメリットを話しています。

Natty's Podcast

都会と田舎、どっちに住みたい？

In this short Episode , you will be learning the term  {  Dismal } 

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Lesson 2 word 3 ( Dismal )

I talk about the phrase to grapple and news about our Royals.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1T-UjWbiXMJTeDHfDJi0O1aWcs8v_FrpE/view?usp=drivesdk