Dois homens tentaram levantar a reforma do tio de um deles...

Aprenda Português Com Notícias Insólitas e Malucas -Learn Portuguese With Crazy Isoteric News 

Tentam Levantar a Reforma De Homem Morto

In this story, a deer named Macey plans a secret party with her sister. But what happens when two big cats try to stop her? This is Part 3 of 5.  

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Two huge, strong and dirty cats appear out of nowhere: one proud lion and one sneaky cheetah. They creep forward, saliva dripping from the sides of their mouths. 

The lion says, “Little deer, I don’t usually eat noodles, but I might have to today.” 

The cheetah laughs and laughs and laughs. She has never heard anything so funny in her entire life. 

Macey looks confused, but then notices she has noodles stuck on her horns. She feels embarrassed and angry at the same time. 

“If you must know, there were no chopsticks…” says Macey. 

The cheetah says, still laughing, “Did you get it, little dear? We don’t eat noodles; we’re carnivores… but you have noodles on your head and we’re going to eat you.” 

The lion frowns and looks at the cheetah. “Yes, thank you, Cheetah... That was my point…” 

Macey confidently steps forward and prepares to fight. She looks like a kung-fu master. She says, “I’m not scared of you. You will never eat me… or my noodles!” 

Macey then jumps high into the air and does a flying kick! 

Hiiiiiyyyaaaaaa! 

Macey kicks the lion right in his big face. Saliva explodes from his mouth. The lion hits the floor HARD. The cheetah is so scared that she crouches down and starts purring. The cheetah doesn’t want to get hurt. 

The lion is very weak. He gets up and tries to speak, but he’s in so much pain. He says, “ahh…I… my face… you’re so… powerful… Please don’t hurt me anymore…” 

Macey has fire in her eyes. She is tired of big cats trying to eat her. 

“You carnivores think you’re so strong,” says Macey, looking like she will crush them. “But you’re not! Now get out of here!” 

The two cats, not so big anymore, run away. 

With the setting sun behind her, Macey is standing strong, looking like a hero. 

Being a Cloud

Macey the Deer

中古車のオークションをしている会社によると、2月の中古車の平均価格は、1台100万6000円だったということです。
平均価格が100万円以上になったのは、約20年ぶりで、去年の2月より16万8000円高くなりました。
現在、半導体が足りず、車をたくさん生産できていないため、新車を注文すると、受け取るまでに半年ぐらいかかります。
そのため、中古車がほしい人が増えています。しかし、車を売る人が少ないことや、外国に中古車が輸出されているため、中古車の数が足りていません。これが、中古車の価格が上がっている原因になっています。
専門家はこれからも中古の車の値段は上がりそうです」と話しています。

中古車：ちゅうこしゃ used car
価格：かかく　price
値段：ねだん price
平均価格：average price
台：だい
20年（ねん）ぶり:　for the first time in 20 years
数：かず　a number of　
半導体：はんどうたい semiconductor
足りない：たりない  run out of , not enough, lack of
生産：せいさん production
新車：しんしゃ  a new car
輸出：ゆしゅつ　export
原因：げんいん　reason
専門家：せんもんか　experts

Nihongo Short Story by Noriko

中古車の平均価格が100万円以上になった!

El murmullo de las abejas fue una obra escrita en 2015 por Sofía Segovia, escritora mexicana, quien retrata la historia de una familia de terratenientes mexicanos en el contexto histórico de México del siglo XX. La historia habla de la familia Morales y la llegada de un niño que es llamado de Simonopio, a través del cual se desarrollarán muchas de las situaciones de la historia y la familia.

Una novela para sentir, para cautivarse, dejarse emocionar y poder vivenciar con pequeños toques de realismo mágico desde la pluma mexicana. Sin duda una historia que te hará identificarte por momentos con personajes y situaciones bien particulares.

Español con todo 

EL MURMULLO DE LAS ABEJAS

En este episodio te dare una pequeña reseña historica de Venezuela y the hablare principalmente sobre la diversidad del territorio Venezolano.

Hablemos de Venezuela

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毎日お酒飲みますか？笑
私は2-3年前までは、毎日夜お酒を飲んでいましたｗ

さ、明日もゆるーくがんばろうね。