CHISTES MEXICANOS

EL TIPO DE RESPUESTA CLÁSICA DE PEPITO

Como Caído del Cielo (Mexican Movie) 🎞️🍿

1.	Muerto el perro se acabó la rabia
2.	Yo le apoquino
3.	No se vaya a petatear
4.	Yo nunca me he rajado
5.	Cualquier catre es colchón
6.	¡adió!
7.	Te clavaste nuestra lana
8.	Trae acá chamaco
9.	“se le borró el caset”
10.	Borrón y cuenta nueva
11.	Mujerón
12.	Acérquese, que no muerdo
13.	Quiúbole!
14.	Chaparro
15.	Qué buena mata tenía este amigo
16.	Pachanga
17.	Besuquear
18.	Chamacona
19.	Yo ya te hubiera botado
20.	Ah la madre!
21.	Ah la ching4d4!
22.	Mira nomás!
23.	Jálate por nosotros
24.	De cuándo acá los patos le tiran a las escopetas
25.	Coscolino
26.	Vivito y coleando
27.	Cuando te sopla la calaca
28.	“tápese ai”
29.	Pélame, te estoy hablando
30.	Qué chulada!
31.	Jálale!
32.	Vocho
33.	Petateado
34.	Estese quieta!
35.	Güero
36.	Pispireto
37.	Tu nueva movida
38.	Así quería cacharte
39.	¿todo, todito?!
40.	A quién le dan pan que llore
41.	Pos sepa la bola!
42.	Soy charro de una sola yegua
43.	Baquetón
44.	Te besó con hartísima pasión
45.	Changarro
46.	Me retachaba para México
47.	Alcurnia
48.	Cáigase con la lana doñita
49.	La voz de este vato
50.	Tienes el carro más chocolate
51.	Ya ves cómo eres!?
52.	Paleros hasta el tuétano!
53.	menjurje

Hablando Al Chile

Como Caído del Cielo (Mexican Movie) 🎞️🍿

在本集播客里，Karen和柏威聊了他们讨厌过的工作，找工作的时候最看重什么方面，还有怎么让自己更有动力。一起来听听吧！

Chillchat (Learn Chinese and Chill)

怎样重新热爱自己的工作 How do you reclaim a passion for your job

和我们一起来翻译这些日常会用到的句子吧～ 结尾有彩蛋 XD


日常句子挑战 Daily-sentence Challenge!

Today we are diving into a very special part of Mexican culture: mariachis! Have you ever heard that vibrant and exciting music filled with guitars, trumpets, and violins? If so, you know what we're talking about. If not, get ready for a musical journey you won’t forget.

Quetzal: Explorando la Cultura Mexicana

Episodio 10. Mariachi

"Our world today is so competitive that sometimes even if you are not competing, people can see you as a competition."
- This is a valuable lesson that I learned about business.

FLO TALKS 

VALUABLE BUSINESS LESSONS BEGINNERS MUST KNOW

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When is your birthday? / Когда твой день рождения?

Have you ever accidentally gotten on a bus that was going out of service?

What do you expect would happen next? The driver would probably open the door and tell you to get off, and they wouldn't start driving until the bus was empty.

But that's not what happened to two tourists in Kyoto.

When they accidentally got on a bus that was going out of service in early June, the driver just closed the doors and drove away with them still on board.

And yes, he knew they were there.

But he was afraid to talk to them because they were foreigners, and he didn't know how to communicate with them.

As The Asahi Shimbun reported, the tourists — a man and a woman — got on the bus through the back door after all the other passengers exited at Kyoto station.

When they realized what had happened, the tourists asked the driver to stop, but he didn't understand them and just kept driving.

He later said he thought it would be best to deal with them at the bus terminal office.

When the driver wouldn't stop, the tourists called the police. An officer spoke to the driver over the phone, and the driver finally stopped.

They had been driving for around 20 minutes, traveling a distance of about 4 kilometers.

The West Japan JR Bus Company said: "We are very sorry for the inconvenience caused. Our employee training was insufficient, and our employee did not handle the situation correctly. We will thoroughly train our employees in the future."

Kyoto has a number of train and subway lines, but some of its most famous sites are most conveniently visited by bus — including Kiyomizudera temple in the east, and the gold-covered Kinkakuji temple in the northwest.

Practice Listening, Reading & Comprehension

Kyoto Bus Driver Keeps Tourists On Board Out-of-Service Bus

DOCTOR A SU PACIENTE:
-No debe usted abusar del TEQUILA. Por lo menos tiene que beber tres veces más agua que de Tequila. Venga a verme dentro de ocho días.
A los ocho días el paciente está más enfermo que antes.
-¿Hizo usted lo que le ordené? -pregunta el médico.
-Sí, doctor, estoy bebiendo tres veces más de agua que de Tequila... y créame que es una tortura.
¡Hay días que me trago treinta litros de agua!
