英國人識英文嘞嘞聲？
今朝我係餅店買嘢。餅店有四個小朋右，香港人，上下五個歳，英文嘞嘞聲。英國人唔識外語點解？呢個係好醜死鬼。英國學制係好好？唔係。我以為唔好。英國人識英文嘞嘞聲？！

I think the grammar needs a lot of work.  Because I'm using a dictionary for a lot of words as well I don't think that they all make sense - I appreciate you can't do direct translations of English to Chinese and expect it to make sense.

英國人識英文嘞嘞聲？
<address>今朝我係 （喺）餅店買嘢。餅店有四個小朋右 (友)，香港人，上下(大概)五個歳(到），英文嘞嘞（叻叻）聲。（點解）英國人唔識外語點解？呢個（真）係好醜死鬼。英國學制係好好(咩）？唔係（啵）。我以（認）為唔好。英國人識英文嘞嘞（叻叻）聲？！&nbsp; I think the grammar needs a lot of work. Because I'm using a dictionary for a lot of words as well I don't think that they all make sense - I appreciate you can't do direct translations of English to Chinese and expect it to make sense. &nbsp;</address>

英國人<strike>識</strike>講（talk in English?）英文嘞嘞聲？
今朝我係餅店買嘢。餅店有四個小朋<strike>右</strike>友，香港人，<strike>上下五個歳</strike>大概五歲，英文嘞嘞聲。<strike>英國人唔識外語點解</strike>點解英國人唔識外語（Why don't&nbsp;&nbsp;British know Foreign Language）？呢個<strike>係</strike>好醜死鬼。英國學制<strike>係</strike>好好？唔係。我<strike>以為</strike>覺得（I think）唔好。英國人<strike>識</strike>講英文嘞嘞聲？！ 
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今朝我係餅店買嘢。餅店有四個小朋，香港人，，英文嘞嘞聲。？呢個好醜死鬼。英國學制好好？唔係。我唔好。英國人英文嘞嘞聲？！