Aportación de los niños en la escuela para el botiquín de primeros auxilios.

CHISTES MEXICANOS

chiste de pepito.

小明问妈妈：“先人是什么意思？”
妈妈说：“先人是对死去的人的称呼”
小明说：“那去世的奶奶是不是要叫“鲜奶”？

Xiao Ming asked his mother: what does "xian ren" means?
Monm: Ancestors are the names for the dead.
Xiao Ming:Is the dead grandma going to call :xiān nǎi" ?

xiān ren:Ancestors    xiān nǎi:fresh milk

开心一刻 Jokes

先人与鲜奶 xiān rén yǔ xiān nǎi

Gai comme un pingouin !
- Qui peut vivre dans un froid pareil ? Avec des morceaux de glace gros comme des montagnes ?
C'est nous, les pingouins ! Les charmants plaisantins !
En blanc et noir, nous nous élançons. Et zou ! Sur le ventre, nous glissons jusqu’à l’eau. Et plouf ! Bec en avant, nous plongeons dans les vagues.
Un jour, un goéland m’a assuré :
- Vous, les pingouins, vous ne savez pas voler dans le vent du ciel. Vos ailes sont riquiqui !
Je lui ai rétorqué :
- Nous n’avons pas besoin de voler dans le ciel, nous volons déjà dans l’eau !

Des Milliers D'histoires

Histoire 24 - Gai comme un pingouin !

¡Bienvenidos a Cuentos en Español! Este es el espacio ideal para estudiantes de español que buscan mejorar su escucha mientras disfrutan de relatos originales y emocionantes. 🌟

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Bienvenidos 

「みんなのにほんご」５かのごいです。
Let's practice the vocabulary of Minna no Nihongo Lesson ５.
Write down the vocabulary you hear.

行きます　	いきます　	go
来ます	きます	　come
帰ります　	かえります	go home
学校	がっこう　	school
スーパー	　　すーぱー	　supermarket
駅	　えき	station
飛行機	ひこうき　	airplane
船	　ふね	ship
電車	でんしゃ　	train
地下鉄	ちかてつ　	subway
新幹線	しんかんせん　	bullet train
バス	ばす	bus
タクシー	　　たくしー　　	bicycle
自転車	　じてんしゃ	　　bicycle
友達	　ともだち　	friend
彼	　　かれ	　　he, boyfriend
彼女	　かのじょ	　she, girlfriend
家族	　かぞく	　　　family
一人で	　ひとりで	　alone, by oneself
誕生日	たんじょうび　	birthday
普通	ふつう　　	local (train)
急行	きゅうこう　　　rapid
特急	とっきゅう　　	express



ごいのれんしゅう

みんなのにほんご_５か_ごい

In this Episode will talk bout  Euphemism "คำสุภาพ" - informal & formal words to use proper when speaking in public or for writing. This episode, I will present 5 words used frequently in daily life. Hope they are useful and make you to be more advance in Thai.

Thai Advance by Kru Kan

Youtube is a great platform to support your English learning...
But there are ways in which it could actually be harmful to your development!

In this episode, I talk about 3 main negative aspects of English learning videos on YouTube.

Share what you think in the comments below!

I Just Wanna Be Fluent in English!

ep3. Why Youtube Learning Can Be Harmful

En los últimos años la tecnología ha avanzado mucho, muchísimo. Estos avances han dado lugar a conceptos que han llegado para quedarse y con los que probablemente vamos a necesitar familiarizarnos para poder entender el futuro. O al menos cosas de él, porque creo que el futuro siempre continúa avanzando.

En el episodio de hoy te menciono algunos conceptos que supuestamente van a ser necesarios para entender el futuro.

Después de escucharlo, no te olvides de pasarte por mi Instagram y decirme:

-qué piensas de este episodio,

-si conocías los conceptos que menciono y si realmente piensas que son tan necesarios,

-y si conoces algún otro concepto que crees que también será necesario.

Puedes leer el artículo que menciono en el episodio aquí https://www.bbc.com/mundo/noticias-45177964 


Blanca to go 

65 – Conceptos tecnológicos para entender el mundo del futuro

At what age do we become "old?"

This is a question a team of European researchers has been asking.

The age at which people think old age begins has moved in time, according to a new study.

Many people also like to believe they haven't yet reached old age, even as they get older.

The research team looked at data from the German Ageing Survey, which included more than 14,000 participants.

The participants were born between 1911 and 1974, and answered survey questions over a 25-year period between 1996 and 2021.

They were aged between 40 and 85 when they began answering the questions, and more participants joined the survey in time.

People were asked a lot of questions, including: "At what age would you describe someone as old?"

The researchers found that when people born in 1911 got to the age of 65, they thought old age began at 71.

But when those who were born in 1956 got to 65, they thought old age began at 74, on average.

However, the study also found that people's perceptions of old age changed as they got older.

At the age of 64, the average participant said old age began at about 75. But at the age of 74, the average participant said old age began at about 76.

Study author Markus Wettstein said he wasn't sure if this meant people had a positive or negative view of old age.

Better health care and increased life expectancy in recent years may also have affected people's perceptions, he said.