CHISTES MEXICANOS

SAMUEL AGONIZANTE.

*This story contains graphic and explicit material it is not recommended for children, only for mature audiences*

Today’s story The Cow and the Turkey addresses issues of greed and revenge. I hope you enjoy it. 

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The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa
scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she backed it immediately, saying, “I choose the turkey.” The pig, who considered himself an authority on all things gifty, cleared his throat. “That’s not actually the way it works,” he said. “It’s secret, see, so we each draw a name and keep it to ourselves until Christmas morning.” “Why do you always have to be like that?” the cow asked, and the duck sighed, “Here we go.” “First you ask me to give someone a Christmas present,” the cow continued, “and then you tell me it has to be done your way. Like, ‘Oh, I have four legs so I’m better than everyone else.’ ” “Don’t you have four legs?” the pig asked. The cow loosed something between a moan and a sigh. “All right, just because you have a curly tail,” she said.


Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk ( Adult 18+) 

The Cow and the Turkey (Adult 18+)

The latest exciting episode. We get closer to uncovering the truth of what happened to the murdered woman and her daughter. 

Stories to Stimulate!

The Murders in The Rue Morgue Part 4

春です。花見🌸です。いつもまじめな日本人が、ボーッとなる、ふしぎな時期がやってきました。実はこれには深〜い理由があるんですよ。

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じゃあ、またね！

すずまりの日本語「ききみみ」ずきん

第3話　お花見のひみつ

课文十 《大还是小》

有时候，我觉得自己很大。
我自己穿衣服的时候，我自己系鞋带的时候，我觉得自己很大。
有时候，我觉得自己很小。
我够不到按钮的时候，我听到雷声喊妈妈的时候，我觉得自己很小。
有时候，我希望自己不要长大。
更多的时候，我盼着自己快点儿长大。
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自 zì 己 jǐ  oneself   衣服yī fu  clothes  有时候 shí hou  sometimes 觉得jué de  feel
很 hěn quite   穿 chuān put on 快 kuài fast


Iris读课本—— Original Chinese Textbook Reading（first to third grade）

课文十：大还是小 big or small

In this lesson, you will learn how to express ” someone can do something“ in Chinese！

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How to express “ I can..." in Chinese？

Good day, Students, today we are going to learn an example of conjugation tense in this short phrase in Spanish.
[First, we are going to hear this Example of the paragraph in Spanish]
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Esta es la historia de Annie, Ella es una niña con ojos azules, cabello largo y dulce sonrisa. Ella estudia en una hermosa escuela con sus amigas. 
Ella tiene muchas amigas en la escuela y los profesores son muy buenos con ella. En la escuela son buenos con ella porque ella es muy especial. 
Los muchachos siempre quieren regalarle rosas y chocolates a ella y todos la admiran 
Sus padres trabajan todo el día y la abuela cuida la casa. La madre tiene una tienda de caramelos cerca de la escuela y su padre trabaja en una famosa empresa de video juegos.
Su casa es la más bonita del vecindario y tiene un hermoso jardín con un gran árbol de manzana. 
En vacaciones, ellos visitan muchos lugares interesantes del país y a veces compran recuerdos del viaje. También ellos traen regalos a los vecinos y familia. 
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 [And now it´s time to hear the English version] 
This is the story of Annie. She is a little girl with blue eyes, long hair and a sweet smile. She studies at a beautiful school with her friends.
She has many friends at school and the teachers are very good to her. At school they are good to her because she is very special.
The boys always want to give her roses and chocolates and everyone admires her.
Her parents work all day and the grandmother takes care of the house. The mother has a candy store near the school and her father works at a famous video game company.
Their house is the prettiest in the neighborhood and has a beautiful garden with a big apple tree.
On vacation, they visit many interesting places in the country and sometimes buy souvenirs from the trip. They also bring gifts to the neighbors and family. 

Podcast Learn Spanish

LISTENING AND COMPREHENSION OF SPANISH PARAGRAPH 

In todays episode we discuss "Summer Idioms". Special phrases used to describe our daily life.

Let's have a chat (Discussions In English) 

Episode 24 : What are Summer Idioms?

"I've got a CRASH on you!!!"

Borders, politics, culture, and even life couldn't separate them.
Their Love brought all to their knees!!!
It looks like a typical romantic comedy,
But it becomes a great drama about Love!

국경, 정치, 문화, 목숨까지도 사랑앞에 다 무릎 꿇었습니다. 
아주 전형적인 로멘틱 코미디 같았지만 
나중에는 진지한 사랑에 관한 드라마였던 아주 멋진 작품!!
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