CHISTE DE PEPITO, NIVEL AVANZADO.

C1 Y C2

NOTA: SI USTED NO ES MI ALUMNO DE PERFECCIONAMIENTO DEL IDIOMA ESPAÑOL, ABSTENGASE DE ESCUCHAR ESTE AUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHISTES MEXICANOS

PEPITO APRENDIENDO A USAR SU IDIOMA MATERNO

Este cuento es Adaptación de la leyenda urbana de Estados Unidos, © Versión de Paola Artmann. 

Podrás practicar tu escucha en Español y adquirir mayor vocabulario, anota las palabras desconocidas para encontrar su significado... 

Y espero no sea tan aterrador este cuento.

Rehearse listening in Spanish with Short Terror Stories / Cuentos de Terror 

El Señor Salcedo

In today's lesson, you will learn how to say "Glad to meet you" in Chinese, It's very polite to say this when you first get to know a Chinese person.

Veronica's Chinese Channel

很高兴认识你！Gald to meet you!

Ever forgotten a word mid-sentence or gone completely blank in conversation? You're not alone! In this episode, we explore the neuroscience behind why your brain freezes when speaking English—and, more importantly, what we can do about it!

Brain talk

Blanking in conversation 

"I feed my spirit. I train my body. I focus my mind. It’s my time."

A 30-day positive affirmation journey with Rose

Day 29

FLO TALKS 

10 ways to improve your English fluency

The Nice Trap: Why Being Too Nice Won't Cut It in Business?

This podcast how GPT can be employed as a tool to improve your English learning. 

英国留学生的播客 International Students' in the UK podcast 

How can Chat GPT be used to Study English? 

Sam is a meteor from outer space. After leaving his homeland orbit, Sam was pulled towards the nearest large planet. When entering Earth’s atmosphere, he faced so much resistance. This created extremely high temperatures which burned away layers and layers of his body. As a result, Sam, who used to be giant when floating in space, became so little that he could fit in a fisherman’s hand.
 
The overwhelming amount of pain Sam suffered as a result of his entry caused him to fall into a deep state of unconsciousness. When Sam struck the Earth, he was fast asleep. 

Waking up and opening his eyes, Sam sees nothing but a vast cloudless blue sky. An enormous wave of peace and serenity washes over him. He is like a newborn baby experiencing the wonder and mystery of life for the first time. For a few moments, this serene blueness the only mental phenomenon swimming around his meteor consciousness. Seconds later, questions appear. 

Where am I? What happened? What comes next?

Due to his traumatic experience, Sam has lost all memory of his life before coming to Earth. He rolls over and looks down the beach. There are some large laughing figures running around, chasing a flying red disk. Further away there are two large ones holding long boards under their arms while walking into the water. Closer to Sam, there are several little figures picking up other rocks and showing each other. 

“Wow, look at that one!” says one of the little boys. “It looks like emerald. With a little bit of sapphire too!” 

I wish that those boys will pick me up and take me with them… I want to explore, to see precisely what life on Earth has to offer…

“Come quick!” yells one of the boys, eagerly running straight to Sam. “Look at this one! It’s so strange and ugly, but fascinating at the same time!” 

“Grab it, quick! Before mom sees!” 

A distant voice calls for the two children to return to the family car. “Boys, we’re going now. Hurry up.” 